There’s only one Essex, England, and due to the phenomenal popularity of the hit reality-show The Only Way is Essex, the county has transformed from somewhere to be scoffed at to somewhere to be celebrated. This hilarious book does just that! Crammed full of bling, banter, Essex "birds and blokes," it champions the Essex way of life as shown on screen, seamlessly mixing tongue-in-cheek guides with anecdotes, jokes and quotes about Essex, as well as tricks and tips on how to act 100% Essex. Includes unmissable chapters on: love life — pick-up lines, first date etiquette, how to marry well in Essex; looking good — the "art" of fake tanning, beauty cheats, top-ten things you might find in an Essex girl’s Louis Vuitton; and how to speak in Essex. This is the must-have handbook for all fans of the show and aspiring Essex girls and boys alike.
